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แปลกไปนะ! ผู้ชายคนนี้เกลียดเห็ดมาก จนสร้างบัญชี Instagram @ f * ck__mushrooms 

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Fuck this whack-ass flapjack lookin fuckface, just fuckin' mushin' and lumpin' out there like a frumpy chumpbucket. What a loser. Big and round and flat and boring and ugly and dumb and gross. Imagine being so fat your genus needs a "Mega" prefix. 🤮 . . Megacollybia rodmani . . 14 June 2020 #mushroom #mushrooms #megacollybia #megacollybiarodmani #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomsofinstagram #mushroomspotting #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #🍄 #🖕🍄

A post shared by Spoon (@fuck__mushrooms) on Jun 20, 2020 at 8:30am PDT

 

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Fuck all these dried up orange turds, baking in the sun like some kinda weird treepoop. I, for one, am decidedly NOT okay with these carrot colored shmegma shmears defacing a good piece of wood, rotting or otherwise. Nature's reputation is being ravaged by this fecal slime, this repugnant filth, these cheeto-ass motherfuckers destroying the whole goddamn place. Someone's gotta put em in their place. 🖕 . . Pycnoporus cinnabarinus . . 7 June 2020 #mushrooms #fungus #cinnabarpolypore #fungi #shrooms #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #🍄 #🖕🍄

A post shared by Spoon (@fuck__mushrooms) on Jun 17, 2020 at 8:28am PDT

 

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Fuck this ugly lumpy wacky wavy innocuous piece of shit, all “don’t mind me while I turn up my gills over here” but rip that fucker out of the ground and it’s got purple fuzz growing on it’s ass. Wow. What a time to be alive. HAVE YOU EVEN WATCHED THE NEWS THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR FUZZ. Sheesh. #defundthepolice #8cantwait . . Laccaria bicolor . . 7 June 2020 #laccariabicolor #laccaria #bicolordeceiver #deceiver #mushroom #shroom #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #🍄 #🖕🍄

A post shared by Spoon (@fuck__mushrooms) on Jun 7, 2020 at 2:21pm PDT

 

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Fuck these puffity flups, lil whack-ass flappy flaps, waving in the stump-breeze dropping all their spores and shit tryin to make some lil mushie babies. Who the fuck is tryna make babies when the entire world is fuckin toxic and off-limits and shit. Like, what the fuck is even happening out there? Good thing mushrooms don’t breathe, can’t fuckin sneeze on you or nothin. Can you imagine? And yet Mother Nature is proudly bursting into spring despite it all, so go out and appreciate it. With a face mask on, of course, and staying six feet from other people. Because the world is fucking gross and scary, but also still beautiful. Except for these repugnant fuckfaces. Fuuuuuck them forever. . . Pleurotus ostreatus . . 2 May 2020 #oyster #oystermushrooms #pleurotusostreatus #pleurotus #stumpshrooms #mushrooms #shrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomhunting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #🍄 #🖕🍄

A post shared by Spoon (@fuck__mushrooms) on May 3, 2020 at 4:29pm PDT

 

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Fuck these bright red toadstool lookin fuckers, with their warts and their stem rings and shit. Who even follows the rules like that anymore? Uncreative motherfuckers. Excellent #guestfuck from @signoisaprettyboy ! 👌 #🖕🍄! . . Amanita muscaria . . #mushrooms #flyagaric #toadstool #paddenstoelen #amanita #amanitamuscaria #shrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #🍄

A post shared by Spoon (@fuck__mushrooms) on Sep 14, 2018 at 4:31am PDT

 

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Fuck this abhorrent, disgustingly ugly fungal tumor, just sproutin the fuck out of that moss. I mean, who does that? Just like, in the middle of the fucking moss. Seriously, dude? The fuck? I don't even care that you've still got your veil intact. Get the fuck outta here, sporeboi. . . Suillus spraguei . . #suillus #suillusspraguei #paintedslipperycap #mushroom #shroom #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #🍄 #🖕🍄 . . But actually, happy thanksgiving, y’all. I'm thankful for your love and support, and, of course, for the fascinating and fabulous variety of mushrooms our incredible planet has graced us with❤️🦃🍄

A post shared by Spoon (@fuck__mushrooms) on Nov 22, 2018 at 8:29pm PST

 

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Fuck this sticky purple piece of shit, just parading around, covered in rotting detritus and forest filth, poor fucker. You wish you were good enough to be a saprophyte, you mycorrhizal motherfucker! At least then you'd eat the shit on your face instead of leaving it there to fester and rot. Fuckin groooosssss. . . Cortinarius iodes . . 31 August 2019 #cortinarius #cortinariusiodes #purplecort #spottedpurplecort #purplemushroom #purple #cort #viscidvioletcort #mushroom #fungus #shroom #shrooms #fungi #mushrooms #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #🍄 #🖕🍄

A post shared by Spoon (@fuck__mushrooms) on Oct 6, 2019 at 11:25am PDT